We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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