oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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