No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I came so hard my ears popped.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
