at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Found the puke drawer
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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