I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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