i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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