Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
