As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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