I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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