your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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