For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Found the puke drawer
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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