Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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