Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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