dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We are all done wearing pants today
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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