But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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