I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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