Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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