Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
