this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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