She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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