it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
