on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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