Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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