i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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