I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
whose ass print is on the piano?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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