Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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