its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
