Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
