I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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