Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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