Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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