this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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