People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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