The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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