3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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