Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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