Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
is it fun? or sober?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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