Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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