I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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