i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
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