He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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