Christians are straight up FREAKS
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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