I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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