yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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