Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
i think we sleep fucked last night...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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