you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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