Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I want to fling myself into the sun
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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