Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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