Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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