No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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